: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Randomize
