Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
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i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
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my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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