haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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