What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
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I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
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I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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