I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
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Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
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So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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