She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
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We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
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Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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