This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
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What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
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Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
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