I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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