Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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