Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
Randomize
