I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
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Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
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So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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