just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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