It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
im holly from the hills drunk
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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