You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
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if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
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i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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