I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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