do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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