I want to make a zoo with you.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
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Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
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He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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