I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
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