I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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