i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
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I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
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The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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