I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
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i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
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They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
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