awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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