So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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