i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
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getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
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Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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