I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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