My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
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after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
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110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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