She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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