You smell like stripper and shame
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
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