why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
tell me about the eggs
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