Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
even my farts smell like vagina
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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