I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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