She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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