All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
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