I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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