: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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