They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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