is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
These 25 Drunks Should’ve Gotten Cut Off A Long Time Ago
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
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For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.