69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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