I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
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My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
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I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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