if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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