There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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