I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
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You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
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He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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