It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
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