I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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