Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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