I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
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