I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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