how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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