wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I checked into jail on foursquare
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
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He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
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The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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