Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
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Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
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Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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