We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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