why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
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one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
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Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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