theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
The police scanner is talking about you again....
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When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
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I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I got inside last night via doggy door
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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