He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Randomize
