New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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