Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I can tuck mytits in my pants
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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