Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
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i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
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