It's Friday. Sex?
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
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who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
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ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
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