I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
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She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
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I lost the right to judge tonight
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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