THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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