I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
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